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We’ll start with a set of putative mistakes. This is the plan: Your normal way of dealing that hand, each card in the deck worn so well and long you know half the cards from the back? That treehouse no-girls-allowed shit? Yeah. Can it. And you, you come around the side of the barn weaving in a random zigzag pattern but not drunk-like, just random and zigzag—one zig sharp and long, another short and barely off the straightaway. Same for the zags. Come in low toward the end in a frog hop. This is what we’re after: a moment of humiliation so great that it will free every one of us from all humiliation everywhere and forever. If we put that online, we succeed. Affix these bioluminescent strips to yourself however you wish. Every 20 minutes or so erase your memory card or you’ll run out of space and lapse into patterns.